i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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