you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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