Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I currently don't understand fingers.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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