ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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