so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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