The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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