I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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