check it out our google latitudes are spooning
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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