R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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