nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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