as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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