Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we're making bets on your personal life
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
