I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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