How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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