i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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