Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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