i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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