I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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