After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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