I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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