nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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