dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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