Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
