you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He has the fingertips of a God
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