You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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