He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
