No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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