i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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