Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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