ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
