Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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