David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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