she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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