But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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