i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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