he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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