was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Did I show you my penis last night?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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