She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
