Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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