i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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