Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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