Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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