I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
he thought i was a dude.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
