You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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