Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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