No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
and she was petting her beer can
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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