this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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