My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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