that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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