i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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