I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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