how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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