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Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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