What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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