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(303): View more from Colorado

Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night

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(815): View more from Illinois

May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.

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(954): View more from Florida

Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse

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(727): View more from Florida

would you eat cereal with weed in it

(1-727): View more from Florida

who is this???

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