Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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