R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
