My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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